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Pandora Parrot ([personal profile] pandora_parrot) wrote2007-08-22 03:40 pm
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Weird things on Amazon.com

Need to go shopping? Look no further than Amazon.com, where you can pick up these amazing items! Check out the comments/customer reviews!

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gal (128 fl oz.!)

Fresh Whole Rabbit

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

Relaxman Relaxation Capsule

Seriously... read the comments.
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[identity profile] jenndolari.livejournal.com 2007-08-22 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I would so so so so SO get one of those Relaxation Capsules. One of my dreams is that if I ever build a house, there will be a lightproof and soundproof room sole for the purpose of Keeping the Outside Out.

[identity profile] studly-tgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think those are known as benzodiazapines (Xanex, Ativan, et cetera)...

[identity profile] studly-tgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...& relaxing. ;-D

[identity profile] thespatula.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
ohh cool. I've been looking for a new place to get rabbit since my local store stopped carrying it.

[identity profile] serendipitygirl.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I nearly coffee splodey'd all over myself reading the Badonkadonk commentary.
Love it.

[identity profile] studly-tgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy Boy's comment was awesome! *cracks up*

Wonder if they actually sell the Donk...

[identity profile] saelkie.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Along with 9000 lady bugs, a solid ash wood dagobert wooden toilet throne, an auto parts store, sugar-free chocolate dipped pork rinds, an 18 ct gold-plated lemon squeezer...

[identity profile] studly-tgod.livejournal.com 2007-08-23 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A while back I purchased a plastic waterpipe (translation: bong) from amazon (with my Mom's credit card, but that is another story...it was a LONG time ago); it worked really well *winks* I dunno if they still do; haven't needed one.

I have also seen listed a "pipe necklace" that actually looked like a functional crack pipe on a chain (did not pruchase & do not use that so dunno if that really was or not).

They also have all kinds of sex toys, lube, et cetera.

If you know what to search for, there is some really weird (& at times, illegal) crud on Amazon for purchase.
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